[银鹰] 再来一遍！
lo主脑子有坑，今天在ao3上看见一对儿因为打游戏而争执的鹰银以后起了脑洞。然而我是银鹰。不过其实我觉得这对儿怎么攻我好像都能接受
有坑体现在我写英文（<-剧情太简单了写中文会被看穿（<-别说话
timeline: 自生AU
character：大概就那几个。另外作为一个JR粉和鹰眼角色粉，我眼中的鹰眼应当是嬉皮笑脸·萌系·吐槽役·“型男”，而不是一个有家庭·妻儿牵绊·的“男人”，没错就是EMH动画片那样的矫健肌肉小机灵
暗搓搓丢一个，确定能接受再继续~
【癌马写完之后自己都觉得英文太多，我来讲解一下：
背景就是战后快银小子仍然天天虐老头
终于有一天老头发动【制服红女巫技能】制服了小快银
小快银表示very unhappy
老头受到谴责，被迫（并不）挽回
“我们重新开始好不好？”（什么杰宝言情风
小快银遂喜笑颜开 YIN虫上脑
英文梗众多（谁会看
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Avengers New Base, NY
“Keep up, old man!”
“Didn't see that coming?”
“Catch me if you can~”☆
“Loooooooook who's left behind!”
“Falcon homemade Coooookies! aaarrrrgggghhh…WTF?”
“XBOX with Spidey today!.....My joystick??!*”
“Watch this guys! Latest Stark tech,vibranium arrowhead… Hey kid!”
“…Give back my biu biu gun*, junior!”
“On your left….Ugh!”
“Meet my Sticky Foam Arrow*, brat. You are fast, but predictable!”
“…”
“Hey! where are you going?”
“Pietro is a bad loser.*” Wanda explains, “….And he just want your ATTENTION.”
Nat: "He's just a KID.”
Silent crowd. Eyes on Hawk.
“…So the blame is on me?”
“…”
“OK! Fine！”
Annoyance in Hawk's eye: “Leave me 静静=。=”
「Pietro? In my room?
Looks at me like that? (哀怨 face
Whatever.」
咻~Arrows with candies.
“How about….hmm…we start over, junior?”
“Of course,” Pietro starts to smile, ”WatchTHIS, old man”
It's a KISS. With candies.
A GRAB ON BUTT. (捏PP
And running away.
Clint is even more annoyed（并不
And blushing（老脸飞红
------happily ever after------
作者注：
*1，joystick还有假丁丁的意思=。=
*2，EMH里鹰眼确实说过，具体是biubiu还是什么别的拟声词我倒是不记得了
*3，大概就是泡沫胶箭头，各动画片里出现过
*4，这句话是我的灵感之源。大意就是说快银输不起
本来名字打算叫 cookie&candy, 思考一秒钟觉得太甜腻，而lo主是这么一个糙妹<-这名字谁愿意拿去开脑洞可以拿<-拿之前还是跟我说一声袄~
感谢看完！如果有人喜欢的话，大概还会。。我也不知道
欢迎银鹰小伙伴找我玩儿！灵感诞生于搅基！
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